Fifty Shades of Grey is not actually about the colour grey. This may already be shocking enough for most of you but here's the kicker: it's porn.


The Fifty Shades trilogy is written by E.L James (not El James, apparently. No spanish banditos here).

I actually moved on from the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy and am basically commenting on every book that has more than twenty synonyms for the word "vagina".

 

Quick thing

Would anybody mind if I skipped the rest of House of Night and returned to it at a later date? Because if I’m completely honest, reading it drains me, which is probably why HoN posts are so much slower than the other posts.

I will go back to it if I do skip it though, it won’t be ignored forever!

I was just thinking of doing the rest of the (very short) reading list first.

I will never get over the way this accent is written.

I will never get over the way this accent is written.

Anonymous asked
What does your reading list for this blog look like?
  • The rest of House of Night
  • Flowers in the Attic
  • A Hunger Like No Other
Anonymous asked
Favorite and least favorite youtuber?

Most Favourite: Natalie Tran from communitychannel because she’s really lovely, funny and she’s one of those people that make you laugh without being a total prick. She deserves so many sweeties. For a really long time I thought she had six thousand identical sisters but she’s just really good at camera work and I think she deserves some credit for that. And she taught me how to iron bacon if I’m too lazy to leave my hotel room. Thanks, Natalie!

Least Favourite: Whatever the fuck he’s called from Onision because he talks the biggest load of crap I’ve ever heard in my life. He’s uneducated, rude and offensive to pretty much everyone. This arsehole said that you can’t get wet or orgasm during a rape, that vaginas should be dry, that circumcised men are the ones who rape and that it’s not rape if you’re drunk. Those of you who were following me from the fifty shades/crossfire period will know I hate when people who know nothing about biology and rape start talking about it. Oh and he killed a tortoise…and then took a selfie of himself looking sad. I’ll brush past his links to underage girls and just tell you to avoid him like the plague because you’re all better than him. Love yourself, you deserve better.

Anonymous asked
I forgot how bad the accent parts were bless your soul

yer cannae furgit tha terribell fake accents

Look me in the eye and tell me you’re not trying to read this out loud.

Look me in the eye and tell me you’re not trying to read this out loud.

Ooooh, getting scolded by a Scotsman. They never expected THAT obstacle when they were all running around being annoying little brats.

Ooooh, getting scolded by a Scotsman. They never expected THAT obstacle when they were all running around being annoying little brats.