Fifty Shades of Grey is not actually about the colour grey. This may already be shocking enough for most of you but here's the kicker: it's porn.


The Fifty Shades trilogy is written by E.L James (not El James, apparently. No spanish banditos here).

I actually moved on from the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy and am basically commenting on every book that has more than twenty synonyms for the word "vagina".

 

Just because she’s locked you in an attic doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you. Check out these sweet snacks!

Just because she’s locked you in an attic doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you. Check out these sweet snacks!

It’s more likely she’ll be crushed by the weight of the melodrama.

It’s more likely she’ll be crushed by the weight of the melodrama.

There’s nothing quite like the sense of accomplishment you feel when you piss in somebody’s vase.

There’s nothing quite like the sense of accomplishment you feel when you piss in somebody’s vase.