Fifty Shades of Grey is not actually about the colour grey. This may already be shocking enough for most of you but here's the kicker: it's porn.


The Fifty Shades trilogy is written by E.L James (not El James, apparently. No spanish banditos here).

I actually moved on from the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy and am basically commenting on every book that has more than twenty synonyms for the word "vagina".

 

Everybody brace yourselves for the accents that are coming your way.

Everybody brace yourselves for the accents that are coming your way.

This relationship is a lot healthier than the ones I’m used to in books like these.

This relationship is a lot healthier than the ones I’m used to in books like these.

Just the song you want playing as you go up against the forces of darkness.

Just the song you want playing as you go up against the forces of darkness.

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i spent half an hour going through your entire house of night tag and cackling just so you know

You’re now part of my cult/party club. Welcome.