Fifty Shades of Grey is not actually about the colour grey. This may already be shocking enough for most of you but here's the kicker: it's porn.
The Fifty Shades trilogy is written by E.L James (not El James, apparently. No spanish banditos here).
I actually moved on from the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy and am basically commenting on every book that has more than twenty synonyms for the word "vagina".
You’re now part of my cult/party club. Welcome.